It looks like the Jedis have it.
It looks like becoming a Jedi might include a little more physical prowess than I had anticipated.
The YouTube fellows might be false Jedis. This guy seems more on track.
I found the Jedi Sanctuary, and their training materials here.
There’s also the Temple of the Jedi Order, but we had to reject them on the grounds of their having stolen the Prayer of St. Francis pretty much verbatim (though they call it an “adaptation” and do mention its source), and the Jedi Academy Online, which cites Star Wars as one of The Five Misconceptions (Segregation, Religion, Compassion, and Infallible being the other four).
I hope humming Weird Al songs isn’t considered sacrilegious . . . . Yoda or The Saga Begins