354: Fish Face

When Farmertot was about 2, she came downstairs one afternoon, her arms laden with the bags she loved to tote around, and dressed to the nines in dress-up clothing, and at least one hat. “I have dis, and dis, and,” she whipped out a magnifying glass, held it to her eye, and moved it out and back, “and dis fing. I am very fancy.”

She was, too.

It was a little like this:

I, too, am very fancy.

I, too, am very fancy.

Every so often, Farmergirl happens upon a magnifying glass, and does a re-enactment of that day.

Farmergirl is still very fancy.

Farmergirl is still very fancy.

And then we got a little goofy, and tried being fish:

It's hard to keep a fish mouth when you're cracking up.

It's hard to keep a fish mouth when you're cracking up.

Serious fish mouth.

Serious fish mouth.

What I would like like as a Finding Nemo character.

What I would look like as a Finding Nemo character.

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355: Celtic Eucharist, St. David’s, 9 January 2009

Like many other late-December functions, the Solstice Celtic Eucharist at St. David’s (scheduled for Dec 18, 2008), was canceled, and pushed off until January, after Epiphany. At this latitude, we are still in darkness more than half the day, so a Solstice service isn’t really that far off any time between November and February . . . we’re still in the cold and the dark.

We got an invite from the lovely Brit Keeton, who was also the violinist for the evening (mandolin, flute, violin, bodhran, and piano for Celtic music — Michael said he would have brought his guitar, but I said that was “bluegrass” and not “Celtic”).

What I really liked about the service was that it was a local example of some of the creative liturgical things folks are doing . . . I’ve proposed (and been green-lighted) to do a liturgical seminar with the option of developing some interesting services for the 9am service at Resurrection (which we find ourselves back at, to Farmergirl‘s great delight).

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356: Casualties

This is my brother, Rob, at the memorial service (Rob is the second speaker on the video, the bald one) in Iraq for one of the guys in his platoon, Pfc. Coleman Hinkefent, who passed away in December of liver failure brought on by acute leukemia.

When I started typing, I thought I might have something to say about this. I don’t.

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357: Up Close and Personal

I’m afraid I haven’t any pictures to accompany this story . . . which you’ll realize is a shame, momentarily.

Moose lie down in the snow.  They seem to lie down, if you can picture this, as if you had gone “moose tipping,” which is to say, on their sides.  When it snows, they leave “moose angels” in the snow, where you can quite clearly make out their body, heads, and rack.  It was the rack that helped me first identify the original moose angel I saw.

There was a moose angel just outside our gate on the county road the other morning.  I saw it as we drove by, since I was the passenger, and we slowed to look at it when we returned.  (Seeing a moose angel is almost as good as seeing the moose).  We pulled into our gate, and came around the first bend in our road, disrupting the moose who had laid down beside our flatbed.  He struggled to his feet, and Michael cut the engine to our Jeep.  We sat there, watching him for nearly half an hour.  Since he was up anyway, he decided to munch on the tree.  He kept looking at us, trying to figure out what the heck we were.  He had only half his antler, his right side antler was just a little stump.  I know they shed the rack, and I know they sometimes lose them in great clashes with other moose, but I’m not moosologist or anything, so I don’t know what happened to his.

Michael was about to fire up the car again, but I asked him not to, because the moose hates the sound of the diesel, and I was pretty sure he’d run up the hillside and disappear.  He ambled toward us.  He walked closer.   It was like a game of chicken, except we weren’t moving.  He kept stopping and looking at us.  Long, moosy stares, trying to figure out what we were.  Then he walked right alongside the car, his face and rack and body inches from Michael’s face.  He stopped and looked at Farmergirl.  None of us were moving.  None of us were breathing.

He walked a few yards past the car, stopped, and pee’d in the road.  Then we fired up the car, and he ambled off toward the gate.  Really, he hates the sound of the diesel engine.

It’s the second time I’ve seen the lop-sided moose.  I hope to see him again.  I sure do wish I’d had a camera as he got that close . . . it was breath-taking.

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358: Fudgy Bear Hat: Free Knitting Pattern

The Fudgy Bear hat belongs to Michael and is not for sale or trade. It’s knit from 100% alpaca, and that lovely chocolate colour is the color of our alpaca, Fudgy.  The pink of the ears was done with some pink roving I had and needle-felted into the knitted ears, which were sewn to the hat.

Nothing scarier than a dad in a Fudgy Bear Hat.   He also plays banjo.

Nothing scarier than a dad in a Fudgy Bear Hat. He also plays banjo.

Toddlers get all the great hats, so I’ve been working on a line that are really cute hats, made in adult sizes. Michael wears the Fudgy Bear Hat and the Pumpkin Hat to work — he says it helps keep his mystique.

The original Fudgy yarn was a bulky yarn that I hand spun, two ply, from 100% alpaca.  I over-spun it just a tad to give it more “spring” when I knit it (alpaca, like cotton, has a tendency to sag) . . . this maybe wasn’t the best idea, as the hat came out a bit scratchier than I anticipated.

Fudgy Bear Hat Pattern

CO 52 sts., join to work in the round.  Don’t twist (this isn’t a mobius hat).

K2, P2 for 7 rounds.

Row 8: K

Row 9: *K13, M1* (repeat 4x)

Knit in the round until hat measures 6-6.5″.

Decrease rounds to shape crown:

Round 1: *K 11, K2tog, K1*

Round 2: *K 10, , K2tog, K1*

Round 3: *K 9, K2tog, K1*

Round 4: *K 8, K2tog, K1*

Round 5: *K 7, K2tog, K1*

Round 6: *K6, K2tog, K1*

Round 7: *K5, K2tog, K1*

Round 8: *K4, , K2tog, K1*

Round 9: *K3 , K2tog, K1*

Round 10: *K2, K2tog, K1*

Round 11: *K1, K2tog, K1*

Round 12: *K1, K2tog*

Round 13: *K2tog*

Draw yarn through remaining sts and weave in ends.

Fudgy Bear Ears, make two

(I leave a tail on each end to make sewing the ears to the hat easier).

CO 3 sts.
K3
K1, Kfnb, k1 (4 sts)
K1, Kfnb of 2 sts, K1 (6 sts)
K1, Kfnb of 4 sts, K1 (10 sts)
K 10
K1, K2tog four times, K1 (6 sts)
K1, K2tog twice, K1 (4 sts)
K1, K2tog, K1 (3 sts)
K3
BO

Mark where you want the ears to sit on the hat.

This is the hat before the ears were placed–I was trying to figure out where they should go.

You might want to take a pic that doesn't give your honey a patrician nose.

You might want to take a pic that doesn't give your honey a patrician nose.

And, if you're still figuring out the camera, use some other lighting for a time.

And, if you're still figuring out the camera, use some other lighting for a time.

The wall to the left is painted white.

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359: My Commute

I would probably be just as happy living life never going more than 5 miles an hour. I would miss transatlantic trips and visiting friends and relatives back east, and I would have to convince my friends here that they have to come see me, but I just don’t have a need for speed.

There’s a lot you see, too, when you go that slow. I see the moose a lot at that speed.

Here’s a little bit of my winter commute.

The view from my cab.  I go slow enough, I can click and drive.

The view from my cab. I go slow enough, I can click and drive.

This poor tool shed has been dragged all over the property.  It's amazing that it's still standing.  Seriously.  A testament to its solid construction by the former owner.

This poor tool shed has been dragged all over the property. It's amazing that it's still standing. Seriously. A testament to its solid construction by the former owner.

There should be a 40 ft. saw mill in the left of this picture.  It is conceivable someone stole it.  Also in this picture: the creek shed, portapotty, and the groaning awning of the camper.

There should be a 40 ft. saw mill in the left of this picture. It is conceivable someone stole it. Also in this picture: the creek shed, portapotty, and the groaning awning of the camper.

The Infamous Picnic Shed.  We're storing some hay in it this winter.  I'm surprised the Meese haven't found that lovely salad bar.

The Infamous Picnic Shed. We're storing some hay in it this winter. I'm surprised the Meese haven't found that lovely salad bar.

Those lumps in the center of the picture are barrels.  They had been sticking up like pawns wearing white fuzzy Russian hats like nutcrackers.  But they lost the battle.

Those lumps in the center of the picture are barrels. They had been sticking up like pawns wearing white fuzzy Russian hats like nutcrackers. But they lost the battle.

I was very happy to find the yurt brioche had divested itself of much of its snow.  Michael's pretty sure the dome (center top window on the yurt) can sustain the weight.

I was very happy to find the yurt brioche had divested itself of much of its snow. Michael's pretty sure the dome (center top window on the yurt) can sustain the weight.

The snow everywhere has these rivulets.  I'd like to find a snowologist to better understand some of the properties of snow.  I'd like to know some of the jargon, to be able to talk about the snow.

The snow everywhere has these rivulets. I'd like to find a snowologist to better understand some of the properties of snow. I'd like to know some of the jargon, to be able to talk about the snow.

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360: Weird Mountain Weather

There are points in the year that we talk extensively about the “weird mountain weather.” Clouds come and take a nap on the lawn. The sky is split into two different weather patterns. Ominous banks of clouds skulk around the tops of mountains like teenagers menacing old folks at the local convenience store.

But the weird mountain weather is also beautiful in each of its weird mountain seasons.

There's also a rather large D-6 in this picture.

There's also a rather large D-6 in this picture.

Down this road is Moose Meadow, where there is planted a memorial cherry tree for our little nephew.

Down this road is Moose Meadow, where there is planted a memorial cherry tree for our little nephew.

This is the view off the back porch of my house.  Neither my house nor the porch yet exist.

This is the view off the back porch of my house. Neither my house nor the porch yet exist.

This is the view off the front porch of my non-existent house, overlooking snow-covered Newman Lake.

This is the view off the front porch of my non-existent house, overlooking snow-covered Newman Lake.

From my house site, you can see the very beautiful tire shack.  Farmergirl plans to build to the right of it.

From my house site, you can see the very beautiful tire shack. Farmergirl plans to build to the right of it.

This is the view along my driveway.  We have several miles of road on the property.

This is the view along my driveway. We have several miles of road on the property.

This is the west end of my folk's place with a storm blowing in.

This is the west end of my folk's place with a storm blowing in.

Up on the hill behind my folk's place, the sun is still shining on the trees.  Down closer to the house, the storm has eclipsed it.

Up on the hill behind my folk's place, the sun is still shining on the trees. Down closer to the house, the storm has eclipsed it.

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361: Douglas Spalding Hat

Douglas Spalding Hat.  Glass lady bugs.  Knitted Snail Finial.

Douglas Spalding Hat. Glass lady bugs. Knitted Snail Finial.

This hat is hand knit from hand-dyed, handspun yarn, comprised of wool and silk threads and glass lady bugs that are spun into the yarn. I originally spun it as the Douglas Spalding Yarn from Fiber in the Hands of an Angry Spinner, when I was selling yarns.

All kinds of beneficial garden creatures in this hat.

All kinds of beneficial garden creatures in this hat.

I have kind of a fat head (just over 23″ at the crown), putting me at about a size 7 3/8 hat–which is still slightly smaller than Michael’s. It is a knit hat, with a tight rib, so it fits even Farmergirl’s head, which is only 21.5 inches.

The snail is knit from a pattern available at the lovely Mochimochiland.

There are a few knitted snails on the loose in our house, too.

There are a few knitted snails on the loose in our house, too.

(I’m just glad they don’t ooze on the keyboard like real snails).

Ralph, the snail, crawls across the top of this hat.

Ralph, the snail, crawls across the top of this hat.

If you’re hot to have this hat, check my barter page, which lists things that I’d be willing to barter for.

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362: Snow, Snow, Snow, Snow, Snow, Snow

If you’ve talked to me any time recently, you’ve heard me bitch about the snow.  My folks call every so often to remind themselves why they went to balmy Germany for Christmas . . . this post is mostly for them.

This is what our snow usually looks like.

This is what our snow usually looks like.

That same deck, later in the week.

That same deck, later in the week.

We gave up on the water panels.

We gave up on the water panels.

There is a truck hidden in this picture.  A big truck.  It is red.  Really.

There's a truck in this picture. Really. It's big and red.

The snow on roof tops has been the topic of quite a bit of news around here.

The snow on roof tops has been the topic of quite a bit of news around here.

It's like Where's Waldo?  Somewhere in the picture, there is a grill, a deck, a basketball hoop, and a polar bear.

It's like Where's Waldo? Somewhere in the picture, there is a grill, a deck, a basketball hoop, and a polar bear.

Okay, I lied about the polar bear.

We do have some scary-ass icicles, though.

We do have some scary-ass icicles, though.

(And the fact that the icicles grow sideways up here makes them particularly scary).

Okay, the icicles don't really grow sideways here.  I just have technical issues.

Okay, the icicles don't really grow sideways here. I just have technical issues.

Eventually, the snow buckles under its own weight.

Eventually, the snow buckles under its own weight.

Lest you feel too poorly for me . . .

This is my septic field (untreed area in to the left of the photo).

This is my septic field (untreed area in to the left of the photo).

And this is my driveway.

And this is my driveway.

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363: Crescent Cheesecake

Crescent Cheesecake

Individual portions baked in muffin tins

Individual portions baked in muffin tins


Ingredients:
2 packages Pillsbury Crescent dinner rolls
2-8oz Philadelphia Cream cheese packages
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup sugar

Topping:
1/3 cup sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 cup butter

Instructions:
Butter 9X13 inch pan. Cover bottom of pan with one entire package of crescent rolls (push together sections to make one piece). Should just roll out to be one big piece.

Filling: Whip together cream cheese, vanilla and sugar. Add filling on top of crescent rolls. Cover filling with other package of crescent rolls. Melt butter and cover crescent roll. Mix sugar and cinnamon in one bowl and sprinkle over top. Bake at 350°F for 20-25 minutes. Let cool before serving.

Alternative (Individual cakes):
Use half the filling, set the crescent rolls, individually, into muffin tins, drop generous scoops of filling mix in, and fold over the “tails” of the crescent rolls, drizzle on the topping, and bake for about 15 minutes.

Farmergirl likes milk, but they also go well with coffee.

Farmergirl likes milk, but they also go well with coffee.

Since Michael doesn’t like cream cheese, I toss a couple chocolate chips into the crescent roll, fold in the tails, and drizzle the topping for him.

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