The top of the alternative bleach bottle that I lost down into the mechanisms of the clothes washer weighed about 8 grams. I know this because the top from the real bleach bottle fits onto the alternative bleach bottle weighs 8 grams. I have recovered approximately 5 grams of said bleach bottle from the bowels of the clothing washer, sustained 4 major scratches over three days, and am now running a 2nd load in what is, I think, one newly working washer.
I can think of much better ways to spend the weekend, but I suppose I have freed Paris-Guy up from washer-repair duty when he returns next weekend.