We’ve decided to drop Fuhrman and go with the Atkins diet.
(This piece is by Nicole Rubel; check out her lovely work at www.nicolerubel.com).
Forget this leafy green stuff. We want meat, with bacon on it.
No more vegetables.
We want meat, with lots of fat.
No more leafy greens.
Everything is better with butter. Garlic butter. Sugar butter. Buttery butter.
And we can polish it all off with this new drink from Coca-Cola:
